#2 Tara Reid
Tara, the comment about a rock scientist is just so terrible. What are you even referring to when you said it. What does Jessica’s work have to do anything with a rock scientist?
#3 Charlie Sheen
Slow down there Charlie. I think all your substance abuse is getting to you.
#4 Chris Brown
What a terrible joke from Chris. You can’t just easily play off bloodily beating a woman by asking for a phone number. Ladies, stay away from men like Chris.
#5 Cindy Crawford
“Try?” That’s it. If you don’t try, you can’t think of anything? I pretty sure you can think of something in your sleep without trying.
#6 Jessica Simpson
I don’t know what you have. I have never been to your house or seen your mutant pets. You can’t really tell if you keep a fish or chicken?
#7 Sarah Jessica-Parker
No offense Jessica, but you are such a creep. Please don’t tell anyone else about your diaper smelling addiction, please.